What’s with Madonna and all these creepy black outfits that she’s wearing on the covers of the ‘Green Issue!’ editions of what seems to be every freaking magazine on the newstand these days? I mean, is she in mourning for the Earth? Is she supposed to be Mother Earth, The Creepy Old Widow? Or some scary faux-Brit nanny who you just know whips the kids before she puts them to bed (in which case, what does that have to do with being green)? ALL OF THE ABOVE?
I’m, like, totally missing the symbolism here again, aren’t I?
(And, um? Photoshopped much? No-one’s waist is narrower than their head.)