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Moby to Marry Britney Spears?

Posted by Whit Honea

 

Contrary to Eminem's beliefs, people do actually listen to Moby, and they're hearing some rather interesting stuff.  The techno master has been quoted, supposedly, as saying that he would love to make an honest woman out of Miss Brit:

“She’s like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure, the fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late ’90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”

What do you think, is Moby step-dad material?  He does have a better job than K-Fed. 


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Whit Honea is a writer and editor in Los Angeles with two great boys and a wife way out of his league.

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