Jordan decided it would be good for promotion of her new children's book if she dressed up like a cheap, scary mermaid bobblehead doll.
Time For A Picnic is one of a series of books about Katie The Mermaid and
Peter The Pirate on sale at Harrods.
What is it with celebrities writing books? Every trophy wife has a cookbook out, and some go the children's book route. Do they really think being famous automatically sets them up to sell us absolute crap?
Case in point: TLC's BagsbyChilli
Case in point: Nicole Richie's jewelry line
Case in point: Anything Tori Spelling does. I'm certain she is going to invent a new tampon line and call it Tori's Twat Plugs.
Honestly people...stick to what you do best. In the case of Jordan, I guess this is it.
