Oh safety, how boring you are. Who needs proper footwear and sufficient leg covering when you can take in the thrill of the ride on your exposed self? Seriously, who needs it?
Not Naomi Watts or Liev Schreiber, that's for sure. Of course they probably won't break any land speed records on the scooter, and Birkenstocks are really durable.
Where's the sidecar for Alexander?
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