Dina and Michael Lohan! For being ruthless money-grubbing famewhores who bitch at each other over which of them has greater right to exploit their children! Congrats, Dina and Michael!
Seriously, are these people on crack, or what? Michael's re-opening his divorce case, saying that Dina has been turning the kids against his family - oh, and, also, that she stole his idea to exploit youngest daughter Ali in a reality TV show. You go, Daddy! Mommy's been too successful at exploiting the kids? You damn well better get a share of that!
Meanwhile, Dina's been hanging out with Carrot Top in Vegas and showing the world how a true cougar-MILF struts her stuff. You know, to make the children proud. The fact that she's being all priss-mom about rumors that Lindsay's going to be flashing va-jay-jay in her upcoming film, Florence, doesn't really mitigate Dina's more generally disturbing qualities. Besides, does anyone believe that Dina would oppose Lindsay flashing her parts? Dina's the type of mother who might install a stripper-pole in the family room. Show the girls how it's done. So, yeah: PUHLEEZE.
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