Is Tom Cruise the one behind the MILF battle between his wife Katie and former BFF Posh?

Reportedly Tommy has "grown concerned" about Katie's rapid weight loss and according to him it's all Posh's fault!  Katie is apparently following in Posh's diet steps and a source said, "She is very thin largely because she is following Victoria's strict 900-calories-a-day eating plan.  She is copying Victoria's fad of eating seaweed shakes, frozen grapes and edamame beans.  She is tiny."

NINE HUNDRED CALORIES?  A day?  That's it?  Must be why Posh forgets to wear pants in public - her brain is lacking nurishment.  And does anyone know what adamame beans are?  They sound gross - almost as nasty as seaweed shakes.

I thought Katie Holmes was smart?  Oh wait - she's a robot now and programmed by Tom.  If she's trying to starve herself to lose weight (like she needs to), she's setting Suri up for eating issues later on if she's not careful.  I mean seriously, who lives on only 900 calories a day?  JLo's on a bit of a wacko weightloss schedule but at least she has 1400 calories per day!

Maybe Tom Cruise has a valid point this time?

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