
George Clooney on why he'll never have children, no matter how many Vegas waitresses ovulate at him:
"Even one kid running around
my villa makes me nervous, so I'm definitely not a candidate for father
of the year. If I need to surround myself with children and feel like I
have this big extended family, I can always call Brad and Angie and ask
them to stay with me, just to remind myself why I'm so happy."
How big is his villa? 30, 40 thousand square feet? I would forget that I had a kid entirely if we had that space. So if the mere presence of Brangie's brood - which, even at the half-dozen count, would disappear entirely in his mega-villa - reminds him of why he's so happy to not be a sperminator, well... he sure don't like kids.
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