Remember awhile back when a story came out that said Keith Richards snorted the ashes of his dead father? And Keith was all, "Dudes! I was totally joking!" and we were all, "Omigod you so did snort your pappy!"
Well, turns out the story was true and Richards did indeed shove a little dad up his hooter (his words, not mine.) He finally fessed up in a new interview with Blender magazine.
“I opened my dad's ashes and some of them blew out over the table, just because of the suction of the lid, you know what I mean? I looked at my dad's ashes down there and — what am I gonna do? Do I desecrate them with a dustbin and broom? So I wet me finger and I shoved a little bit of Dad up me hooter.
"The rest of them I put round an oak tree, which is coming up a treat. And I'm sure he's still blessing me,” Richards says.
I heard the whole thing is comforting for Richards' kids, though. Whenever he sneezes, they feel like grandpa is right there in the room with them.
