I know David Beckham is a pretty boy and popular with the ladies. It's something we share. However, I'm hairy like Borat's wife and Becks looks a bit patchy.
Hell, I think Cruz could grow a better beard them him.
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Man, I just spent way too long trying to find a clip from Cheers when they had the beard growing contest, and Cliff glued hair on his face, but no dice. Sorry. Buy the DVD's.
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