Little Suri Cruise turns two years old today! (For those of you living under a rock, Suri is the daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. For those of you who have been cryogenically frozen for the past 25 years, Tom Cruise is the guy who was in "Top Gun", believes in aliens and sleeps with a picture of L. Ron Hubbard over his bed.)
I love little Suri, and hope she has the best birthday ever. According to OK! magazine, Tom and Katie will be throwing her a crazy party. "Katie is so excited — she's taking care of every last detail," says a friend of Katie's "You can count on special things like individual place settings and festive bunting. And when Katie plans a party, she plans a party!"
(What the hell is 'festive bunting?' Is that Scientology-speak for 'cups loaded with booze'?)
Happy Birthday Suri!
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