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Posted by HerBadMother

My threefold reaction to the news that Tori Spelling considers herself to be a gay icon:

1) Bemusement: "Whatever." (roll eyes.)

2) Bewilderment: "Wasn't she supposed to be a MILF? Does the gay community like MILFs? How does that work?"

3) Besnarkiment: "How do I write this post without typing the words HOT TRANNY MESS?"

Then I had to close my eyes and make it all go away.

That is all.

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Posted Apr 18 2008, 09:25 AM

	JayMonster said: Poor Tori, you really must forgive her. It must be tough to come to the realization one day that you are not the world loving hottie your dad allowed you to believe yourself to be and cast you in roles that didn't fit you at all. Then again, if it wasn't for Daddy, would she have ever even been the self deluding has-been that she is today? April 18, 2008 10:12 AM
	Sweet Baboo said: Yes, she does look ... rather mannish. I just keep thinking about the ORIGINAL Tori, the one who was so sweet in "The House Of Yes." Where did she go? Did her daddy issues eat her alive, leaving only this leathery silicon shell behind? April 18, 2008 11:27 AM

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