...Katie Price and husband Peter Andre, for their cringe-inducing demonstration of oral and other sex techniques on video! Now on the Internet, where their children's friends will always be able to find them and use them as fodder for endless and brutal taunting!

Seriously. What kid wants to be asked whether their mother gives fee-for-service blowjob lessons? It's bad enough to do sex tapes before you have children. But afterwards? That is, very possibly, CHILD ABUSE.