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Mariah Carey Probably Won't Get Knocked Up

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

Mariah Carey was interviewed by OK! Magazine and asked if she was ready to have kids - and her answer was rather interesting.  By interesting, I mean weird.

Here's what she had to say about the subject:

"It’s hard to have kids in this world.  I don’t think I could properly educate a child right now. Maybe in the future, but I actually haven’t thought about it.
“For now, I enjoy my dog Jack’s company. It’s definitely because of childhood traumatic stuff. The whole not wanting to have a baby as a baby.
I never wanted to feel violated and I know that’s a kind of weird thing to say, but that’s how I am.  You gotta take care of yourself," she said. "You have to try and stay pretty, you know."  Yes, because once you have kids you know what happens - the big ugly stick comes down and that's it, you're doomed - no more pretty after kids.  Is she for real?

And having a baby is violating?  Well sure, I guess - squeezing a 9 pound human out of a... well you know.  I think she's a total diva wench bit odd though.  Plus, anyone who's super anal about germs, probably isn't ready to have a child - because children are walking, living, breathing petry dishes.  Mariah mentioned she's a bit fanatical, saying, "My life is bizarrely healthy in some ways. I have to be overly aware of people holding the microphones. Singers who are tuned into that know that if someone touches your microphone you have to sterilise it.”

Again, see?  Slightly obsessive.  Plus, seriously, I just can't picture a woman, who's 38-years-old (it's true Mariah, you're NOT 18 anymore), who has a shrine to Hello Kitty, being a parent.  Mariah - stick to dogs.

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Comments

 

dog lover said:

I am so happy you will not have kids.The last thing we need in this world is more totally self obsessed people that think the world revolves around them and all us regelar people want is to touch your royal hand. Your music is o.k. but you leave alot to be desired.

ALL HAIL QUEEN MARIAH, THE MOST SELF OBSORBED DIVA EVER!!!

April 24, 2008 6:50 PM
 

mamarama said:

sca-ree! that picture says it all.

April 25, 2008 10:52 PM
 

brie said:

i love mariah i love every thing she does not just because she does i just do       and dog lover  YOUR STUPID CUZ MARIAHS MUSIC IS GREAT AND SHE IS THE BEST AND IM THE SAME WAY SHE IS SO YOUR A POOPIE HEAD DONT SAY ANYTHING MEAN ABOUT MARIAH U DUMMY !!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND JUST CUZ SHES PRETTYER THEN U DONT MEAN U HAVE TO BE MEAN TO HER YOUR PROLLY FAT AND UGLY AND SHES A DIVA SO WAT I AM TO!!!!!!!!!!!

May 15, 2008 9:11 PM

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