Seriously. WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR SHOES, GIRL?
I'm starting to think that she's maybe involved with some covert Harvard-funded womens' studies performance art project address the bondage of women by the cult of celebrity blah blah blah because really? All those freakin' freaky shoes? No human woman (who is not a) a stripper, b) an extra from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, or c) both) could, should or would wear shoes like that. Especially not one who has children. I mean, one wrong step and you've got toddler-kebabs.
I mean, my god:
And these?
Seriously, do not wear this shoe around children. You risk toppling over on top of them, or skewering them. Neither of which are good.
I hope that Gwynnie's got a good foot masseuse, or foot acupuncturist. Because whatever damage she's not doing to her children by staying thousands of miles away from them in these shoes, she's certainly doing to her self. I am WINCING just looking at these pics.
WANTS ME MAH SLIPPERS, STAT.
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