My first thought when I saw this: Was she up against a woman who drowned puppies?  How could Lohan, who parties with her alcoholic daughter and is pimping out her other kid in a reality show, actually be chosen mother of the year?  Were the votes tallied in Florida?

Then I read that she was selected by Mingling Moms, a Long Island organization, whose spokesperson says, “It’s something for Mother’s Day. It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.”  Okay then.

So step it up, all you slacker moms in Long Island who didn't raise superstar children!  Your silly 'quality time' and heart-to-hearts aren't going to get you any votes from Mingling Moms.  Time to knock back a few with your kid at Hyde and get little Susie an agent.

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