Sarah Silverman loves Jimmy Kimmel, but she has no plans to marry him. "I don't want the government involved in our love," she tells People. "When my friends get married I think it's romantic, I cry, whatever, but it's not for me."
What about kids? Will her lady parts be used for anything other than one-liners and Matt Damon visits?
"I might adopt, but we're going to wait. If you're going to have kids, you need to have time to give them undivided attention."
I can't believe that I just wrote a whole post on Sarah Silverman and the only person that mentioned her vagina was me.
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