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The Beckhams, All Costumed Up

Posted by HerBadMother

 

So, Posh and Becks hit the Costume Gala at the Met, and can I say? They look downright scary. Actually, correct that: she looks downright scary. 

 

He looks pretty dapper, actually, all scrubbed up and in a tux. She, on the other hand, looks like a wax replica of herself - a wax replica with hip dysplasia and some weird see-through housecoat. Also, she looks orange, and about forty-five years old. Which is a good look for a fifty-year old Oompa Loompa channelling Miss Havesham, but for Victoria Beckham? Not so much.

And can I say? If she is pregnant, as is rumored, then it is the most CONCAVE pregnancy on human record. Just sayin'.

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Comments

 

Sassy Smith said:

OMG. That first pic, she absolutely looks like she's in her 50's!  She just turned 34.  Yikes!

May 6, 2008 8:33 PM
 

ik said:

I wonder what she'll look like when she IS 50!?

May 7, 2008 12:37 AM
 

winecat said:

Does that woman EVER smile?

May 7, 2008 3:16 PM
 

Sherry said:

Scary?  She always looks scary.  She could slice you right down the middle with any of those razor limbs.

May 9, 2008 5:16 AM

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