So, Posh and Becks hit the Costume Gala at the Met, and can I say? They look downright scary. Actually, correct that: she looks downright scary. 

He looks pretty dapper, actually, all scrubbed up and in a tux. She, on the other hand, looks like a wax replica of herself - a wax replica with hip dysplasia and some weird see-through housecoat. Also, she looks orange, and about forty-five years old. Which is a good look for a fifty-year old Oompa Loompa channelling Miss Havesham, but for Victoria Beckham? Not so much.

And can I say? If she is pregnant, as is rumored, then it is the most CONCAVE pregnancy on human record. Just sayin'.

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