Dina and Meal Ticket Number Two Ali Lohan
I thought it was a joke when I heard that Dina Lohan had been nominated for some sort of Mom Of The Year award, or that maybe that 'Mom' in that case was a misspelling of or code for 'Pimp,' but apparently not. Dina did, in fact, win an award for being one of the Top 20 Moms in Long Island by the "Mingling Moms of Long Island."
But the joke doesn't end there.
Dina, high on the approval of some subset of the population on Long Island, has begun dishing parenting advice. The first mom that she's helping? Tish Cyrus.
Her advice to Tish on parenting a young celeb: "Stay strong and keep your head up. And she's talented [Miley] and stay
focused." And, also: "You know, and be her mom."
Because, you know, that's exactly what Dina does - be the mom. Be the party-facilitating, camera-inviting, famewhoring, pimptastic momager mom, and everything will be fine, FINE. Your daughter will pose semi-nude for magazines (check) and go to rehab and maybe steal the odd fur coat or two - but she'll be FAMOUS. And she'll thank you for that, for reals.
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