So apparently Suri Cruise's favorite movie is "Hairspray." My first thought was, hey - this movie is rated PG. Couldn't Tom and Katie find something G-rated for their two-year-old for chrissakes? What's wrong with Sesame Street, or the Wiggles? Although I guess the Wiggles are so freakin' weird it might force Tom to take his psych meds.
Then I remembered that John Travolta, who stars in Hairspray, is a Scientolobot, too. Maybe Tom only lets Suri watch movies that star his homies from his church. I'll bet the poor thing's been forced to watch "Battlefield Earth." Hell, maybe they've even made her watch some Kirstie Alley and Leah Remini movies. That's messed up.
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