Poor Denise Richards.  What with the husband stealing and the sperm hoarding, she's got a lot on her, uh, hands.  Now it seems even her efforts to exploit her children are weighing heavy on her.  Damn you world!

Richards whines that she's in a 'no-win' situation with her upcoming reality show Denise Richards: It's Complicated. "If I have my kids on my show, I'm exploiting them," the actress says in an interview with Redbook. "If I don't, people will think I'm not a hands on mom – That's why it's very important to me that the girls are part of it." 

Somebody stop the madness!  What kind of society do we live in that makes it difficult for a self-absorbed, batshit crazy actress to make a few hundred-thousand-dollars off the backs of her children?  Hang in there Denise - I'm confident it'll get easier and easier to sell out your children for a few Prada handbags and a nice chunk of real estate in Montecito.