Have you noticed that once a celebrity gets pregnant it's totally acceptable to talk openly about her boobs?  For instance, I can point out how large Ashlee Simpson's boobs are here and not be tacky, because now they are considered future breastfeeding mechanisms.  

I think it would even be okay for the Pope to talk about Ashlee's boobs.  He could say something like, "Blessed are Ashlee's magnificent milk-bearing vessels. Amen."  

Supposedly this picture of Ashlee's boobs in comparison to sister Jessica's proves that Ashlee is pregnant.   Okay. Whatever.  I'm thinking maybe it's the other way around, that she got pregnant just so that we could talk openly here about her boobs, and how much bigger they are than Jessica's.

You follow me?  Doesn't matter - just look at Ashlee's boobs!