What's with this whole trend of photographing celebrities wrapped in nothing but sheets? I mean, it was dumb when they did it to Lindsay, creepy when they did to Miley, and now it's just tiresome that they're starting to do it to celebrity moms.

It's not that Gwyneth's not a beautiful woman - she's not a coventional MILF (even if they have dubbed her 'One Sexy Mother' on that GQ cover) but definitely lovely to look at - but do sheets really enhance a woman's looks all that much? Apart from the suggestion - which, whatever when it's with a mature woman, but creepy with a girl Miley's age - that said woman has just had a good hair-tousling romp in bed - which itself is kind of a tired trope, no? - what does a sheet really add to a picture? Other than subliminal advertising for fabric softener, that is?

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