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Beyoncé Is Pregnant and Packing On The Pounds

Posted by sweatpantsmom

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Have you ever gone up to someone and asked them when they were due, only to have them inform you that they aren't pregnant?  Sure you have, and I'm sorry I slapped you but I'll have you know I was just retaining water that day.

Well let's hope Beyoncé has got something in the oven besides an extra sandwich, after today's Page Six headline screams "Eating For Two?" and then goes on to say that the singer has really packed on the pork. "She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight," a source said. "When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now."

Beyoncé has never even officially confirmed that she married longtime boyfriend Jay-Z, much less the fact that they're expecting a child together.

Her rep obviously has had enough of the speculation, since she issued the following statement: "I don't know if she's pregnant. Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you."


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Comments

 

Sassy Smith said:

"Sure you have, and I'm sorry I slapped you but I'll have you know I was just retaining water that day."

LMAO!

May 13, 2008 1:44 PM
 

poosemommy said:

"Sorry I slapped you" Hehehe!!

May 15, 2008 5:52 AM

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