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Yikes! Paris Hilton Has A Baby In Her Arms!

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

Paris Hilton has been speaking a lot lately about wanting to marry boyfriend Benji Madden and having his baby.  Hilton was seen holding a newborn - is there something she's not telling us?  When did she have time to give birth?  She's busy being a socialite!

Luckily it's not Paris's baby - it's her cousin's newborn.  Thank goodness!  If there's one thing Paris doesn't need, it's a child.  Whew.

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Comments

 

bean said:

If only some enterprising doctor, fearless of arrest and incarceration, would abduct and sterilize Parasite, I would feel a lot better.

May 14, 2008 9:51 AM
 

maeby said:

poor baby looks hungry, but theres no chests to feed him =(

that womans TOXIC baby, dont suckle!

May 14, 2008 10:25 AM
 

Melissa said:

Who in the world would let her hold their baby?  Especially when she's standing next to that dirty homeless guy?  And why wasn't Child Protective Services called?

May 14, 2008 1:06 PM
 

Cassie said:

Is that Benji the Dog guy bald?  He is always wearing those grandpa hats.

May 14, 2008 1:55 PM

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