Jake Gyllenhaal can't wait to marry Reese Witherspoon so that they can finally have sex. "This is a very serious relationship," a source close to Reese tells OK! magazine. "But Reese is very conservative and traditional. I'm sure she doesn't want her kids to see her 'living in sin.'"

The celebrity couple is ready to tie the knot and will announce their engagement soon, according to the cover of the latest issue of OK!. It's the one with Fergie's Beach Workout on the cover, so I know these aren't just idle rumors. 

"They've been talking marriage for a while," the source says. "They'll be formally engaged any day now. They want to spend the rest of their lives together." 

Wait - does this mean Jake's not gay? 

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