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Brad and Angelina Argue Over Baby Names

Posted by Whit Honea

 

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not seeing eye to eye on something that is pretty important.  Baby names.

Apparently Angie wants to name the babies Castor and Pollox which I'm told are the twins from her birth sign, Gemini.

Brad, always thinking, doesn't want a name that rhymes with a curse word, that being pastor.

Oh, wait, this just in, bollocks.  The curse word is bollocks, which is English for bollocks.  It means what you think it means.

I'm going to have to side with Brad on this one.  The press would have a field day if one of their kids sounded like balls. In the meantime, I think I know where Brad can find two other twins to bounce some names off (obligatory boob joke).

 

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coolteamblt said:

Those would be fun names if they were boys, but if the twins are girls, that would be too cruel for words.

May 20, 2008 12:21 PM

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