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How to Pimp Your Kids and Connections: Meet the Jaggerettes

Posted by Whit Honea

Miley who?  Guess how old these granddaughters of Rolling Stone Mick Jagger are!

That's Jade Jagger in the middle.  She's the daughter of Mick.  She created a diamond-encrusted ice pick called the Jagger Dagger.  Really.  To make a long story short she's doing some promotional party hosting for a vodka company and trying to find a buyer for the pick ($250,000).  She takes her daughters Amba and Assisi with her during the PR events.

Amba and Assisi (Ass is I? That's going to be rough) are 12 and 15, respectively.  Why aren't these girls on Disney or Nickelodeon?  They smell like rehab already!  Jade needs to sell that Jagger Dagger to pay for the trouble one, or both, of these girls will be causing in the near future, possibly later today.

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Cassie said:

Out defending their corner from the other gals I guess.

May 21, 2008 6:21 PM

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