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Mark Your Calendars! Paris Hilton To Be A Mom!

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are rumored to be engaged.  We all know what comes after engagement - marriage - then comes Paris pushing a baby carriage.  Mark your calendars - the busy socialite is set to become a mother!

Paris insists she's not pregnant yet, but she's got a timetable.  She plans to be pregnant by 2009.  She told Britain's Heat mag:  "I do want a baby.  Pretty soon.  Not yet because I'm so busy, but next year."  Probably wants to clear up any left over std residue.  Did I write that out loud?

Yes, Paris is busy people, she's busy.  I suppose she's got table tops to dance on yet, and many more bars to skank up and dogs to kill look after.

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