Does Jessica Alba ever smile?  Oh I'm sure she does.  When she's talking sex she does!  I think if I was pregnant (God forbid) and famous (double God forbid), I wouldn't smile much for the cameras either.  They follow her everywhere (which is why I'm baffled as to how they don't know if she got married to Cash Warren or not - GEEZ guys!)

The paps would be enough to drive my Ben & Jerry's cravings through the roof.  ANNOYING!