So THIS is where Angelina and Brad are going to settle down. Huh. Looks
big. Aren't they afraid of losing the kids in this giant city they
just bought? Or are they going to be like the Duggars and just keep
having children until there are so many it's an entirely new culture of
beautiful people who look after each other and make French Toast?
That's IT! The rest of us aren't good enough to hang out with them so
they're raising their own society. Brilliant. Given how much I hate
people, I think it's a great idea.

Just LOOK at that place. I bet it's filled with French pastries. I hope they adopt me too. Us people haters have to stick together. No dumbass, it's NOT an oxymoron. Clearly you don't qualify.
Look at my people. LOOK AT MY PEOPLE!