But I am!
Oh wait, no I'm not.
"Life & Style has exclusively obtained the invitation to Katie
Holmes’ and Tom Cruise’s housewarming party at the couple’s new Beverly
Hills mansion.
The invite, which requests that guests wear cocktail attire, reads:
“Katie
Holmes and Tom Cruise invite you to share an evening in their new home,
Saturday, May 31, 8:30 p.m., at home, Beverly Hills.” "
Didn't they just show Oprah their big house in the mountains? That's kind of a crappy invitation - I mean, there's no address. Are we just supposed to follow the Lights of Xenu to get there?
Doesn't matter, all my cocktail dresses are at the dry cleaners anyway. Screw them.
