Victoria Beckham Falls!
Look. I’m no fashion expert. But I will tell you when you look like an total idiot, have spinach in your teeth, or your skirt tucked into your pantyhose. I’m a honest person that way and therefore, make a pretty good friend in that regard.
So when I caught these pictures of Victoria Beckham modeling for Marc Jacobs, I laughed my fool head off.
Because I simply don’t have friends this stupid:
And is she FALLING here? It’s like a bad Photoshop job. I just don’t get it. Couture = stupid.
It’s Glenda, the Good Witch of The North: “BE GONE! Before somebody drops a house on you too!”
Hey! I used to have one those things in the 80′s that made those pompoms sgranny quares. I think that is my poncho I made in 6th grade on her skirt. I htink everythign Marc Jacobs makes is hideous. He is only fashionable because he is a rich, wierd gay guy who makes women wear ugly things.
Wow, her skin tone is disgusting. srsly. Ugh.
Uh, why does her face look dirty? OMG I’ll stick with my Walmart fashions thanks!
Blarf!!!
Wow, that is really just … awful.
I think that she looks like one of those really scary dolls with a stick up her bum that go in birthday cakes!