Look. I'm no fashion expert. But I will tell you when you look like an total idiot, have spinach in your teeth, or your skirt tucked into your pantyhose. I'm a honest person that way and therefore, make a pretty good friend in that regard.
So when I caught these pictures of Victoria Beckham modeling for Marc Jacobs, I laughed my fool head off.
Because I simply don't have friends this stupid:

And is she FALLING here? It's like a bad Photoshop job. I just don't get it. Couture = stupid.

It's Glenda, the Good Witch of The North: "BE GONE! Before somebody drops a house on you too!"