We just heard some troubling news about Clay Aiken Babygate 2008. It is fresh off the wire, and by wire I mean that I was standing at the water cooler in the Babble break room when Brett (StrollerDerby) ran in screaming at the top of his lungs. I assumed he'd seen a spider. Again.
No, it was news! It turns out Clay Aiken may not be the father after all!
Let that sink in for a minute.
Word is that Jaymes Foster is pregnant, and is apparently aging by the minute, but that Claiken may not be the baker of the baby batter as once reported. Can you believe it?
This Aiken story is the best distraction story in a long time- mystery, intrigue, sex and violence. Well, no sex, but that sperm didn't get in the test tube by itself.
If you need more, and I know you do, check out Brett's story, he actually took the time to put in source and things that sound like facts.
