Foul-mouthed chef and Beckham chum Gordon Ramsay has some charming parenting skills. That, dear readers, is sarcasm.
Here's a sampling that we stole from our sister site Scanner when they weren't looking:
The foul-mouthed TV star says his 10-year-old daughter, Megan, was
a fussy eater - but she eagerly eats vegetables because she thinks they
will enhance her chest.
He says, "I say to Meg, 'You've got to eat your lettuce, otherwise your boobies aren't going to grow.'
"It works - she's eating whole heads of lettuce, saying, 'Dad, look!' "
10-years-old and already starting with the body issues. That's Ramsay style, start the scars early.
He also has an interesting take on his son's habit of cursing, and by interesting I mean total denial.
How the hell does K-Fed win 'Dad of the Year' when Ramsay is dropping nuggets like that? I demand a recount.
BTW, does that picture make anyone else want to go vegetarian?
