Angelina Jolie, still pregnant with twins, celebrated her 33rd birthday on June 4. I, of course, had to speculate on what the celebrity mom received for her special day. I was right about it not being diamonds, or a castle, or a horse, or even the birth of her twins. You'll never guess what Brad got her! I'm thinking, it could be a joke though. I mean, he's rich, he could buy her anything and I'm telling you, if my man was a mega-rich moviestar, I would want something slightly nicer than what Pitt purchased!
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Seriously, what is this stuff? Brad went to Switzerland the day before Angie's birthday, and this is what he came back with. Sure, it might not be her birthday gifts, but why even buy it at all? He paid $293,000 for the marble table. Whaaaa? My house isn't worth much more than that! The lamp (?) and the chairs were $25,0000. Uh, my SUV is worth less than that. Suckage.
Pitt also reportedly bought an aluminum rug for $175 a square foot - an aluminum rug? Isn't aluminum metal? Confusing. He's apparently eyeing a gold lacquer-coated Fiberglass sofa for a mere $300,000. Hey, whatever floats your Fiberglass boat.
Hopefully the kids made their mom some hand painted pictures - now that's a nice birthday gift!
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