Wanna see what the Hollywood Moms were wearing this week? One dressed like a bird, one looks like a brain teaser and another revived an 80's prom dress.
Come on inside and laugh!

Poor Kim. I don't know why anyone would hate her so much so as to put her into this flashback from the bathroom of my high school. You know, if more girls had worn this dress to prom, I'm POSITIVE there wouldn't have been such a high need for a daycare the following year. Just sayin'. This dress also would have prevented my high school musical, Sex and The Inner City.

Victoria Beckham's dress has been brought to you by the letter S:


This optical illusion will guarantee you to lose sight for a second. It's okay - it'll return once you get do Nicolette's pretty shoes. Keep scrolling. Oy.

When
I used to work over at Droolicious, ooohing and ahhing and making fun
of baby garb, there was one thing that always remained a constant.
Couture = stupid.
This dress is no exception, of course. It's
like Marilyn Manson called up Sesame Street and threatened them to make
him into a muppet. Then the Disney people killed his muppet, got it
drunk and snapped it onto Kelly Ripa with those circle snaps on
onesies. Is it a bag? A dress? No! It's SUPERGOTH!!!!!!