This just in (like three days ago, but there were so many jokes it needed to settle), Peter Andre was recently voted the U.K.'s Dad of the Year by 2,000 moms.  No, that's not the joke, although I would be interested in seeing Andre and America's Dad of the Year, Mr. K. Fed, go at it for the free world title.  Maybe a pseudo-celebrity death match?   

No, the humor is in the company that sponsors said voting by 2,000 insane women moms- Daddies Sauce.  Yes, Daddies Sauce, as in Daddies brand sauce, or, if you're immature like me, baby batter.  This from the country that brought us Spotted Dick in the can.  I think I want a job writing menus for British pubs.  The possibilities are endless.

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