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Ashlee Simpsons Likes Cake, Shuns Bras

Posted by HerBadMother


Ah, Ashlee. Enjoy these days of braless tank-top wearing freedom! Also, enjoy that cake!

The day will come - oh yes it will - when those boobies will no longer hold themselves up under thin little tank tops. Boobies swollen by pregnancy - don't hold themselves up. Boobies filled with breastmilk - don't hold themselves up. Boobies that have been ravaged by hungry suckling babies - may or may not hold themselves up, but trust me when I say that you don't want them rubbing up against raw cotton.

I'm just saying. Enjoy your manageable, unobtrusive puppies while you can. And also, enjoy that cake! 

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mtlmama said:

ah, I do remember those days when I didn't have to check to make sure they are both facing the same direction.

June 19, 2008 7:50 AM
 

Maeby said:

mmm kinda cake you think that is?

mtlmama- lol so true

June 19, 2008 12:11 PM

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