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C-Section For Jamie-Lynn Spears Baby

Posted by Karen

 

Turns out our previous posts regarding Jamie-Lynn were a little off.  But I got so excited when I saw Britney step off the plane, y'all!  

Jamie Lynn is actually scheduled for a C-Section for tomorrow, according to the Enquirer, though some reports are saying she'll be induced tomorrow.  Can't be both, obviously.  I guess we'll see.

Casey and Jamie-Lynn were fighting over the name of the baby at last report.  I wonder if they settled on Cailynn or Cassie.   We have a commentator here at Famecrawler named Cassie -- I'm dying to know what long-time reader Cassie thinks of Jamie-Lynn possibly naming her baby with that name.  

Stay tuned...we'll bring you updated information as we get it!

Why is Britney CRYING though?


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Comments

 

Maeby said:

LOL

June 19, 2008 12:09 PM
 

JEN2K said:

The average "cut and gut" costs almost exactly the same as raising the average child to 18, as well as the cost of the U.S. average 3bdrm 2bth house.  Vanity thy name is Woman.

JAMIE PLANNED THIS PREGNACY! She fell in love with Britneys babies ! She loved holding them, loving them, feeding them, playing mom to them, thanking Jesus Christ for them. When K-Turd took the babies away from Britney he also took them away from Jamie and she did not like that one bit ! Jamie has accomplished more in her life than most Women and Men do in a life time. WHO THE HELL RU ? Jamies already been there done that, went back did it again and did it better than you ! Now that she's achived more success in her chossen field than 99% of men and women twice her age she wants to take a break and start a family with the financial security she can now provide. Every Civilized culture in recorded history owes thier populations to Moms Jamie Lynns age and younger.  Women getting pregnant after their mid twenties is ABNORMAL and UNNATURAL.    The average "twenty something" "thirty something" pregnancy requires massive amounts of medical "CUT & GUT resources that Women Jamies age have never needed throughout recorded history because their NATURAL and NORMAL strengths allow them to survive child birth.  So many Women are intimidated by "YOUNGER WOMEN" that Jamies baby is a deadly threat to mental illnesses feminists promoted to convince Women Husbands and Babies demean Women and must have the lowest priority in any Womans life. A Womans youthful beauty and youthful energy are not for falling in love and having babies it's for waging war against Men.  After Women have squandered their youth and life energy rebelling against Motherhood and Men most Women don't have the strength to have a normal natural child birth without ABNORMAL & UNNATURAL "CUT & GUT" .   These Women mis-led by the false promises of feminism just end up feeling empty inside.                      TRUST ME, JAMIE DOES NOT FEEL EMPTY INSIDE.

We should all hope she has a healthy baby and life with much more happiness than sorrow.  Jamie Lynn is living proof the Women of Jamie Lynns generation have been polarized by the fallout of feminism which made false promises of "NEW & IMPROVED HAPINESS" in exchange for Women organizing and destroying the "OLD HAPPINESS" of traditional male family values.  Someone needs to tell Jamie Lynn C-section cut & gut is the new feminist birth right and many people need the income and employment.  40 IS THE NEW 14, MENOPAUSE IS THE NEW PUBERTY and Jamie Lynns generation is dealing a deadly blow to these new false realities and false values.  Is it Mens fault that natural child birth grows more dangerous and difficult with age and Men should have dedicated every breath to providing Women with hip bone genetic modifications that make Womens hips separate like a snakes mouth separates for wide loads at any age, thus making the time line of Womens reproductive viability more equal to Mens as long as the Woman has her eggs harvested and frozen and put into storage in her teens to get preggers in her sixties . On the other hand maybe Jamie Lynn has only one life and should use her own heart and mind to do whats best for her knowing that she, not us, will reap the rewards or sorrow of her decisions.  

June 19, 2008 7:34 PM
 

JEN2K said:

Jamie had a normal natural delivery with no C-section or complications.

June 19, 2008 7:36 PM
 

Sara said:

She named her baby Maddie Briann. :D

Just letting you guys know!

June 19, 2008 7:52 PM
 

RupertStyle said:

Jamie had a normal birth, no complications. It's a buetiful girl named Maddie Briann. If you want a picture of the mother a new born together, go to google and type in Jamie Lynn Spears. They'll have full coverage.

June 20, 2008 8:03 PM
 

Sheri said:

OK....good for her.  And my c-section was 10K....I'd love to find a house for that.  Or raise my children to the age of 18 for that.  

Cute name too.  

June 20, 2008 8:57 PM
 

lisa said:

she had her baby. she had a c-section. the name is something briann.

June 20, 2008 9:01 PM
 

hghrthh said:

the bbabys name is maddie briann

June 21, 2008 7:20 PM
 

HAyden said:

jamie lynn your baby is soooo cute

June 21, 2008 10:43 PM
 

terrierhead said:

Wow - my c-section with breach twins was only about $20K.  It was the deal of the century, apparently.

June 23, 2008 2:03 PM
 

jamie said:

your and idoit

July 2, 2008 2:15 PM
 

jamie said:

jamie lynn is only 17

July 2, 2008 2:16 PM
 

crystal said:

it is so cool haveing a baby at 17

July 4, 2008 4:55 PM
 

lashay said said:

hi jamie! your baby is so cute its nice that u created i new life and let god bless u n all your troubles n im happy 4 your

July 5, 2008 9:19 PM
 

kelcie. said:

yo baby so cute

July 5, 2008 9:29 PM
 

kelcie. said:

your baby is so cute she has your wonder face wel enjoy i part of u who is maddie

July 5, 2008 9:34 PM
 

jenna said:

she is going be a great mom to maddie briann

July 7, 2008 1:56 PM
 

angel@heart said:

your baby is adorable hope you have a great life with casey and the new baby... wish you luck and may God bless you... and i luv the babies name...

July 15, 2008 12:18 PM

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