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Chris Martin Might Have Been Gay, Had It Not Been for Boobs!

Posted by Karen Sugarpants

 

In an interview with Rolling Stone, Coldplay's Chris Martin, professed his love for boobs and says they saved him from being gay.   

He admits that growing up he worried about being gay.

"It was more like, 'Oh s***, what if?', because was brought up to think it was wrong," he told Rolling Stone.

"But then it struck me: who gives a s**t? And then it wasn't a problem.

"It sounds silly to say it now, but when you're a kid you think, 'I'm going to burn in hell for eternity if I like other guys or if I marry someone Jewish'."

But he eventually calmed down when he realized he was heterosexual.

"I was swayed by boobs," he says. "Let's face it, they're fantastic." Even so, it was not until he was 22 that he finally lost his virginity.

"There were religious issues and s**t like that," he says, adding: "Also confidence. I had a tricky time with girls.

"I got trapped in the friendship tip many, many times.

"I don't want to be the person that makes everyone laugh before they go off and bang. I want to be the guy that everybody bangs."

Is it just me, or is this guy a total idiot?  I think he's attractive, so long as he keeps his mouth shut.  I'm also thinking he was the reason behind his daughter's name, which you voted Strangest Celebrity Baby Name, by a landslide!


Comments

 

beautyhairstyles said:

well don't worry Chris, you are not gay, you have beautiful woman as your wife, lucky you !

June 23, 2008 6:59 AM

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