It's a crapshoot, I suppose, but 5 of us here at Famecrawler each chose a celebrity parent or couple that we think would be the next to have their own reality t.v show:
Saucy Sassy picked Nicole Richie, who might be pregnant again. Richie's already done the reality t.v. gig with Paris Hilton, who is definitely probably not pregnant, and seeing as that's pretty much the only thing she's famous for, I could see her returning to it easily. I mean, what the hell else is she going to do? Pop out more babies and sell their photos to People magazine? Oh wait, that blew up in her face. She's no Angelina, that's for sure.
After the jump, see who else we picked and vote for your favorite or add another in the comments!
Terrific Trix decided to put her money on Jennifer Lopez. Oooooo Diva probably wouldn't like to hear that, eh? I gotta back Trix up on this bet though. Jennifer Lopez sold her babies photos for a pantload of money when they were born, and now that the buzz has died down about her preshuss spawn, she's in the news again, "Oh I'm a bad mommy!" but 'I lost all my baby weight in 4 seconds and if you buy my fitness clothing line, you will too!'
Our Heroic Her Bad Mother had a great guess with The Beckhams. This media whorish family surprised us both with the fact that they haven't already come out with a reality t.v. show. Victoria has managed to get her paws into everything from Ugly Betty to a fashion line, to being a crappy model, to Tom & Katie's ugly sham of a marriage. And David is making slippers with Snoop Dogg. (WHA?) I'm sure the idea has been pitched to The Beckhams, they're just waiting on the highest bidder. Plus they're already raising some attnetion getters of their own!
Our fearless leader, Wonderful Whit picked Jamie-Lynn. Having just given birth at age 16, she certainly doesn't have a lot of career options right now. Judging by the way us sharks eat up Spears Family news, I'm thinking this show would draw attention from viewers up until the end of the 1st episode, much like Britney's failed reality show, Chaotic. When the Spears girls aren't being told what to say/sing/wear, I'm thinking they are PFB: Pretty F*cking Boring.
My guess? Well, if I had a million dollars, I'd stick it on Jessica Alba. She already has infused herself into YouTube and MySpace, gracing viewers with her online presence. She's a hot little thing with a sharp tongue. You can bet that if she did a reality show, it would be full of bleeps and boobs.
Okay readers, it's your turn to vote!
