Seriously. I don't think that the universe could handle any multiplication of this couple's genetic code. I mean, the combined measure of their total soul-sucking vapidity is already threatening to bust a black hole in the wafer-thin fabric of popular culture - can you imagine if they multiplied?
And yet Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt seem determined to keep threatening us with that very possibility. Engagement rumors, sex tape rumors, and now this: they're saying that they want to emulate one of Celebrityland's most fertile couples, the Beckhams. They say it's because of the couple's branding savvy, but we all know what that means. You think Posh and Becks stay in the headlines because of their talent? Please. They stay in the headlines because we're all waiting to see if Becks is going to sperminate her again.
Please, Speidi. DON'T DO IT. We cannot handle it. Make however many bad videos/bad songs/bad websites/bad reality shows as you want, but don't, DON'T, spawn.
kthxbai.
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