Sounds like a Curious George title, no?  Curious George Heads to Rehab.   I just imagine Heather, Curious George and The Man With The Yellow Hat heading into a stark white building to cleanse Heather of her alcohol and George getting into serious trouble with a cart of bandaids and methadone.  The Man With The Yellow Hat is so irresponsible -- he ALWAYS leaves George alone for some stupid reason and that damn monkey gets into trouble all the time.   I mean really, where DOES that Man go? I think he peddles geriatric porn.  But that's just my opinion, take it with a grain of salt.

Oh right.  Heather Locklear.  You want to know what's wrong with her?

I'll tell you what's wrong with her.  She got left with that stupid little monkey and he force fed her something that made her go all gangsta.

Locklear’s publicist told press, “Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment.”

And understandably, she’s hoping to keep the matter under the radar.  “This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released,” said her rep.

Quite frankly, it's all so very sad.  I really like HL.   I hope she gets the help she needs.