This Oscar-winning star seems to be sporting a little extra sumpin sumpin around the belly area. Which, means, of course, that pregnancy rumors could be just around the corner. Who is it?

Of course, that pregnant transgendered guy who's been all over Oprah and the Today Show will probably still get more play, because, you know, who's going to believe that Matt Damon would let himself get knocked up and lose that Sexiest Man Alive title? In any case, the bigger question is, whaddup with the 'stache, dude?
(I know, I know - it's for a movie, durrrrr. Doesn't mean that it's not fug.)
(And no, I'm not mocking his movie fat. Love handles, whatever. I've got a few of those myself. This is more about oh hai media thinks chubby = pregnant and pregnant = chubby which is stupid y'all, word?)