Somebody refuses to believe that they're the daddy until the DNA says so...

Michael Lohan has taken a DNA test to confirm
whether or not he fathered a lovechild with Kristi Kaufmann, a woman with whom he had an affair while married to Dina Lohan. The results will come in in a couple of weeks and will confirm whether or not he is the father of a 13-year-old girl named Ashley.
For Ashley's sake, I sincerely hope not. How much do you want to bet that Michael already has his people working on a reality show pitch for Living Lohan Illegitimately?
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