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Tori Spelling - Put Your Bra On!

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

What is with some of these celebrities who give birth and then go out in public with their post baby, gigantuous breasts NOT in a bra?  Don't their boobs leak?  Seriously, haven't I see breast pad things in the stores for this very problem?  How do you possibly wear a boob leakage pad if you don't have a bra on?  And you put those bad boys in a flimsy sundress?  Tori Spelling is guilty of that very thing - and I'm not going to accuse her of having a bad boob job (but I am secretly thinking it) but even if her boobs were perfect, uh, please do us all a favor, put a bra on.  Not that I'm looking.  More photos of Tori and Dean shopping after the jump - seems like that's all that they do since baby Stella was born.  It was probably Stella's idea for them to leave - the infant needed time away from her annoying parents.

Hey Tori and Dean - get a room.  Your sucking face public display of affection is making some people (won't mention any names - me) kinda queasy.  Don't you people have a Ducati to ride or something?

PS - Might seem like a lot of boobage talk in my posts at times, but when a celebrity gives birth, it's perfectly acceptable to discuss such things in great length and/or post photos of the evidence.

[Celebutopia.net]

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Comments

 

Maeby said:

whats that hole in the middle of her chest? its scary

July 3, 2008 8:38 AM
 

bean said:

One word - FUGLY.

Tori, put some freaking undergarments on.

July 3, 2008 9:19 AM
 

Sassy Smith said:

That hole will suck you in - so don't stare too long!  Hold me.

July 3, 2008 9:25 AM
 

Sparky said:

It's a simple trick. Liquid Bandage. It's got 1001 uses. It not only stops bleeding but also lactation. When you are finished, you can just remove it with some alcohol (or a few showers).

July 3, 2008 6:56 PM
 

Sparky said:

The sunken hole in the center of her chest is common side effect with people who have breast implants for long periods of time. They should come out with an implant to counteract the implant damage (I place first claim on this - Rats, now I have to go to the uspto and register it.)

C'mon, this site is all about babys and boobs (And I don't mean your husbands, ladies). You guys should be the definitive source on this stuff.

July 3, 2008 7:04 PM

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