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Chris Martin On Baby Names, Oatmeal And Oral Sex

Posted by HerBadMother

 

Wow. Dude sounds like a really good time.

Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow told Blender Magazine that "people make a big fuss over names. Names of babies, names of albums, names of bands. There’s nothing weird about calling your baby Chewbacca if that’s what you want to call your baby. It’s no stranger than Sarah (ed. note - or Sunday Rose?). A name is just a noise (ed. note: cue Chewbacca roar), and if you like it, then f--k what everyone else says." Thus spake Chris Martin. ELL-O-ELL.

He also told Blender Magazine that he has a secret talent for making oatmeal and for oral sex. So there you go: Chris Martin is a mega-geek Star Wars fan who is maybe not the most creative cook but sure knows how to pleasure a woman. 

Lucky Gwyneth (*rolls eyes*

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Comments

 

Sara said:

It's sad how these jerks get out and hawk them self when they need to sell their rubbish.

July 9, 2008 5:20 PM
 

bean said:

Glad to hear there's something tolerable about him.

July 9, 2008 5:44 PM
 

amandashea17 said:

hahaha.

July 10, 2008 6:52 PM
 

mommyburd said:

I think anyone who is willing to be dedicated to his family, music and social issues the way Chris Martin is should be off limits to snotty remarks.  Maybe you're jealous that he's not yours?  And at least he didn't name his kid something intolerable--think Hayden, Braiden, Caden, Emma, Ava, et cetera.

July 12, 2008 5:11 PM
 

HerBadMother said:

EMMA is a worse name than APPLE? Seriously?

July 13, 2008 10:38 PM

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