According to the Sun, Britney and Madonna are indeed working together and this ridiculousness is how it's going to go down:

“It’s absolutely classic Madonna. Probably the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial.

“Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots.

“They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together.

“There will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both.”

Britney will also perform to Madonna’s 1995 track Human Nature.

And in one scene to be broadcast during the tour Britney loses her mind after getting stuck in a lift in a short film by New York photographer Steven Klein.

The source added: “We’ll see Spears going crazy in an enclosed space — screaming, pulling her hair and banging her fists on the lift walls as it’s stuck between floors.

“She really loses it.”

All these quotes had me dying laughing.  IF it's true (doubtful), will you be tuning in?