So. Angelina had those twins - apparently - and yet! Choirs of angels could not be heard singing in all corners of the globe and so some have begun to second guess the story. I mean, if those babies had popped, wouldn't the world just, you know, know? You know, like the way it would be if Jesus came back? Wouldn't it just be immediately obvious that the world had changed in some important way?
Which has led some people to dismiss the story as rumor. But! Mark Pasetsky of CoverAwards knows what to do! CALL THE HOSPITAL.
Which he did. And this is what they said:
Call back tomorrow.
And, not being one to follow instructions, he called back moments later. And then again, moments later. And each time? Call back tomorrow.
He takes that to mean that the story is true, and that hospital minions just need clearance before they can say anything. I say, he's making a big deal out of nothing. Call back tomorrow means, I'm a lowly switchboard operator and have no idea so go away pleez monsieur k-merci-bai.
We'll just have to check in tomorrow, I guess.
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