So with the Jolie-Pitt twins being born and Miley Cyrus "just being (half naked) Miley," the news of Ethan Hawke marrying his girlfriend, is like, so three weeks ago.  Literally.

Ryan Shawhughes, former nanny to Ethan Hawke, is very pregnant with Ethan's 3rd child and the two of them exchanged vows over three weeks ago.

I'm pretty sure there is no Hallmark card for Congratulations on Knocking Up your Nanny and Marrying Her," but there it is.